Sauce Bro Showdown ยท Heinz
Sauce Bro Showdown #1
The 57 people are not known for their creamy condiments but here we are
The question
How do we frame a question so important?
The takes
Combined score
Take by
I can't believe I'm saying this
It's delicious!
Pros
- The creamiest
Cons
- If you don't like malt vinegar, skip this
Buy again? Yes
This is where I might say a few words about the product. It really is a great product and I only taste the best products. When I first tried it, I thought there was no way that this could be this good but I was definitely proven wrong. When I spread it on a cracker, I thought...this can't be happening. And yet it did. This was truly a special moment.
Take by
This was underwhelming for me
Why is this even a thing?
Pros
- It's white
Cons
- It tastes like fish
- If it's not Hellmann's, it's not mayonnaise
Buy again? No
Everything about this was wrong for me. I don't understand why Heinz would want to be in this game. The world doesn't need anything more than Hellmann's, Dukes, and Blue Plate. Although i do love Mike's Amazing Mayo. Anyway, please just stop.
Agreed on
Flavor
Diverged on
Texture
The editorial verdict
In this inaugural edition of Sauce Bros Showdown we prove once and for all that all mayo is good mayo.